The Happy Cab

Posted on March 22, 2019
LocationMichigan - MI
Status Closed nowOpens at 11:00:AM today
The Happy Cab

Before you consider using us let me ask you 3 quick questions… 1. Do you love quality medical marijuana? 2. Are you sick of making outrageous donation rates for your medicine? 3. Isn’t it getting old dealing with caregivers that don’t truly care about the patients that they are dealing with? If you answered “YES!” to those questions, we’d like to offer you a seat in The Happy Cab. Not only do we have quality products, but we also are extremely fair with our rates and care very much about the people that we deal with. That’s Why We Offer 2 Free Grams to Our First-Time Patients, a Free Pack of Raw Papers w/ Lighter in Every Bag, “Happy Fare Hours”, The Happy Cab Loyalty Program, Discounts for Veterans, Free Delivery (within 5 miles), and 3 Free Grams for Patient Referrals. FIRST TIME PATIENT AND FREE DELIVERY BENEFITS: Minimum $60 Donation to obtain 2 Free Grams for First-Time Patients. New Patient Must Make a Minimum $60 Donation in Order For You to Receive The 3 Free Grams For Patient Referral. HAPPY FARE HOURS: Minimum $60 Donation and Current Patient Status (Have Ordered at Least Once) to Participate in Our “Happy Fare Hours” Special; Happy Fare Hours Are Every Day From 6PM-9PM. During Those Hours if You Place an Order For a Quarter Ounce You Will Receive 1 Free Gram, a Half Ounce Will Get You 1.5 Free Grams, and an Ounce Will Get You 2 Free Grams. **Tips To Drivers Are Accepted But Not Expected.** ***MUST HAVE VALID MMMP HARD CARD AND VALID ID TO ORDER.*** ***DONATIONS ONLY*** *Minimum $60 Donation For Delivery (Some Exceptions Made)* *All Deliveries Within 5 Miles Do Not Have A Delivery Fee. $1 Per Mile After 5 Mile Radius.* Daily Promotions That Can Be Stacked With Happy Hour- Monday- “Mystery Monday” You will receive a random freebee of the drivers choice. (Completely random, you cannot ask for something specific) Tuesday- “Tasty Tuesday” You can choose an edible that is valued at $15 or less for free with your order. Wednesday- “Wild-Card-Wednesday” The 7th delivery of the day will receive a free 8th with their order. (We will not tell you if you are the 7th, you will know when you receive it. We are doing it that way to avoid having people calling repeatedly to be #7) Thursday- “Twist-Up-Thursday” Every order will receive a free pre-roll. Friday- “Five-Off-Friday” Every order is $5 off. Saturday- “Sucker-Free-Saturday” Every order will also include a free THC sucker. Sunday- Sit-Back-Sunday” Every order receives an extra free gram. ***All of These Can Be Stacked With Happy Hour. First-Time Patients Cannot Participate in These Promotions. You Can Only Participate If You’ve Ordered More Than Once. Must Make A Minimum Of A $60 Donation to Participate.***


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